geoff mack and rick moranis
Album: "The Agorophobic Cowboy"
INTRO:
I never go nowhere man, I never go nowhere
Traffic's bad out there man, I'm savin' wear and tear
I like conditioned air man I never go nowhere
I go upstairs, downstairs, backyard, lawn chairs
Livin' room, bathroom, bedroom, furnace room
Hot-tub, cedar deck, build a fire, washer/dryer
Pantry, patio, Bartiromo video
Cold cellar, rec room, ping-pong, mah jongg
Beer count wearin' thin, speed dial, order in
I ain't goin' nowhere, man, I ain't goin' nowhere
It's dangerous out there man, mighta been a big bomb scare
Hard to get off of this easy chair, I ain't goin' nowhere
I go online, dsl, Amazon, buy and sell
Ebay, layaway, last bid noon today
plasma, Judy Judge, broadband, Matt Drudge
J. Crew, B&N, dotcom, CNN
Shower cam, filter spam, slam bam, I think it's ma'am
I ain't goin' nowhere man, never gonna go nowhere
It's a bungle-jungle out there man, some kid got mauled by a bear
Surround sound in my own lair, I ain't goin' nowhere
I got perimeter, motion, doggie door, mail call
Peep hole, Avon, wireless, strobes on
PIN code, keypad, relay, pepper spray
Homebase, interface, three-zone, plug 'n play
Infra-red, photocell, squad car, decibell
Choppers up, sonic boom, activate the panic room
SOLO
I'm on Ritalin, Coumadin, Zantac, Lipitor
Diazepam, Nexium, Prevacid, Percocet
Levitra, Levaquin, Elavil, Fosomax
Plavix, Keflex, next day FedEx
Zithromax, Avalox, Flexeril, Topomax
Prozac, Ativan, Aderol, I take 'em all
I ain't goin' nowhere man, never gonna go nowhere
I'm cuttin' my own hair man, nothin' I need out there
Outside sunny but inside Cher, I ain't goin' nowhere, nowhere
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