This is one of the two hidden tracks in Nan's Song (Escapology, 12 min. 10 sec. if you
to find it). It's a pretty easy song to learn for an accoustic guitar.
Is the Richard Gere gerbil story true?
Who came third in World War Two?
Did Sooty sleep with Sue
These things I think a-bout
When I'm out with you
(Piano appegio comes in)
What are the holes in biros for?
Which one's which in The Corrs?
Did Geoff Hurst really score?
Cause frankly you're a bore
And I'm not
(Key change to Am, Piano chords replace appegio)
And if it's le-eaving season
You're second o-on the bill
If you won't le-eave me baby
(ring)
I'll find someone who will
(strum pattern: ,u,)
I tried love
(ring)
I'm sorry
(strum pattern: ,u,,,u,,u)
I tried lo-o-ove
(Key change back to D, piano appegio)
Does God ever get it wrong?
Where has Gary Barlow gone?
Why is Christmas Day so long?
It just goes on and on and on
Like you
(Key change to Am, Piano chords replace appegio)
And if it's le-eaving season
You're the se-e-cond o-on the bill
If you won't le-eave me baby
I'll find someone who will
(strum pattern: ,u,)
I tried lo-o-ove
I'm sorry
(strum pattern: ,u,,,u,,u)
I tried love
Key Change to D
Do do do do do do do do Do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do Do do do do do
(strum pattern: ,u,)
I tried love
I'm sorry
I tried lo-o-ove
Why is there ketchup on my sleeve?
D'you think that Adam fancied Eve?
What if Eve could not con-ceive?
And he had to breed with Steve
(ring)
We'd all be ga-ay
NC
(Laughs)