This is ``Eddie's Teddy'' from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. to newsgroup alt.music. EDDIE'S TEDDY ============= >From the ``Rocky Horror Picture Show'' Words and Music by Richard O'Brien, around 1973 (DR. SCOTT) From the day he was born, he was trouble. He was the thorn in his mutter's side She tried in vain. (NARRATOR) But he never caused her nothing but shame. (SCOTT) He left home the day she died. >From the day she was gone All he wanted was rock and roll, porn, und a motor bike Shooting up junk. (NARRATOR) He was a low-down, cheap little punk. (SCOTT) Taking everyone for a ride. CHORUS: (ALL) When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no good kid When he threatened your life with a switch blade knife -- (FRANK) What a guy. (JANET) Makes you cry. (SCOTT) Und I did. (COLUMBIA) Everybody shoved him. I very nearly loved him. I said, "Hey, listen to me. Stay sane inside insanity." But he locked the door and threw away the key. (SCOTT) But he must have been drawn into something. Making him warn me in a note which reads (ALL) What's it say? What's it say? (EDDIE) I'm out of my hed. O, hurry or I may be dead. They mustn't carry out their evil deeds. (Repeat CHORUS twice; the second time the last line goes:) (FRANK) What a guy. (JANET) Makes you cry. (SCOTT) Und I did. (ALL) Woe woe.