Cream Cheese by the Rusty Zippers live from Columbia, MO World Domination Tour 2001 VERSE E-----------------------------------------------------------| B-----------------------------------------------------------| G------ ----------------------------------------------------| D------3------3------7--------9---------7-----2-------------| A------3------3------7--------9---------7-----2-------------| E------1------1------5--------7---------5-----0-------------| I am not a cat and I am not that fat but I'm OK with that cause i don't eat cream cheese CHORUS E--------------------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------------------| G--------7-----------------------------------------------------| D--------7-----------------7----------2------------------------| A--------5-----------------7----------2------------------------| E--------------------------5----------0------------------------| cream cheese, cream cheese, is the devil that steals your soul cream cheese, cream cheese, just like tv. VERSE I'm not really sure if i want a caricature because in my opinion that would be a therapeutic misadventure CHORUS VERSE Joe took all our knives while we were eating chives he better have nine lives or he'll have a therapeutic misadventure BRIDGE E----------------------------------------------------------------------| B----------------------------------------------------------------------| G----------------------------------------------------------------------| D-------------7--------------------------------------------------------| A-------------7-----------------let it ring----------------------------| E-------------5--------------------------------------------------------| He took our guns, he took our knives, he even took our money CHORUS