reasons to stay indoors intro ( ) X 2 You'll get accepted into yale But they'll excuse you when you fail You'll get a scholarship to brown But that color brings you down You'll go to colgate for a year In the fresh air up there You'll grow a habit hard to please From a semester overseas You're really not quite well You know that And everyone can tell You know the reasons to stay indoors You don't need anymore you remind me of the man I once was And some say I still am You'll land a job right........continue the same beautiful song of a great musician.