"Hey Asshole"
performed by Screeching Weasel
written by Ben Weasel, published by Weasels, Inc. (ASCAP)
(C) 1998 Ben Foster
(P) 1998 Panic Button
from Panic Button release Major Label Debut
[Notes]
* All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X
* All F# chords = X 8 10 10 X X
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["Hey Asshole"]
Hey asshole your teeth are stained brown from all the shit you talk
Hey asshole what about all the fat little teenage boys you fuck
Hey asshole aside from dealing coke and LSD what have you done
Dick
[ / / / ] x4
Hey asshole do you feel all warm inside
Lording it over a bunch of kids
You're no upright citizen you pig,
A tenth grade boy's mouth around your dick
Hey asshole aside from writing pretentious boring
Tunes what have you did
Hack
[ / / / ] x4
[ / / / / / ] x4
Motherfucker!
Hey asshole on the internet a couple dozen mongoloids at your tit
Hey asshole I think your heart done be inflated with horseshit
Yeah shit dude, you fucking dirty old man
You fucking tourist, you wrinkled old twit
Fuck you
[ / / / ] x4
[ / / / / / ] x4
Hey asshole, everybody knows you're the Michael Jackson of punk rock
Asshole