That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain
Capo: 1st Fret Intro:
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I've known a few guys who thought they were, pretty smart, But you've got
being right, down to an art
You think you're a genius - you drive me up the wall, You're a regular
original a, know-it-all
BRIDGE: Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special, Oh-oo-oh, you think you're
something else (Intro lick 1)
1. (Tacet) (spoken) Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much,
So you got the brain but have you got the touch, now don't get me wrong,
yeah I think you're alright,
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
(Intro Lick 1) (Intro
lick 2)
That don't impress me much, (uh huh, yeah, yeah)
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket, And a comb up his
sleeve, just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it, 'Cause Heaven
forbid, it should fall outta place
(Bridge)
2.(Tacet)
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much, So you got the looks but have you
got the touch
Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright, But that won't keep me
warm in the middle of the
Night,
(Intro Lick 1)
That don't impress me much,
(Instrumental ---, ---, ---, ---G) (Uh, yeah)
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine, You make me take
off my shoes, before you let
me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night, now, c'mon baby tell me - you
must be jokin' right!
(Bridge)
3. (Tacet) F
Okay, so you've got a car, That don't impress me much
So you, got the moves but have you got the touch, Now don't get me wrong,
yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much (That don't impress me)
You think you're cool but have you got the touch, Now don't get me wrong,
yeah I think you're alright
(hold)
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night, (Intro Lick 1)
That don't impress me much, (uh huh, yeah, yeah)
(Intro Lick 2 w/ Instrumental for 4 measures with F-C-G-Am)
Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something.....Whatever.....That
don't impress me