Simon and Garfunkel Keep The Customer Satisfied (Simon) Verse 1 ------- Gee but its great to be back home Home is where I want to be I've been on the road so long my friend And if you came along I know you couldn't disagree Chorus ------ It's the same old story Everywhere I go, I get slandered, libelled I hear words I never read in the bible And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine Two steps away from the county line Just trying to keep my customer satisfied, satisfied Verse 2 ------- Deputy sheriff said to me "Tell me what you come here for, boy You better get your bags and flee Your in trouble boy and now you're headed into more" It's the same old story Everywhere I go, I get slandered, libelled I hear words I never read in the bible And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine Two steps away from the county line Just trying to keep my customer satisfied, satisfied ----------- It's the same old story Everywhere I go, I get slandered, libelled I hear words I never read in the bible And I'm so..... tired I'm oh, oh, oh, so tired Just trying to keep my customer satisfied, satisfied.