hello this probably won't make too much sense if u dont know who bethell is but trust me if u knew him u'd him its extremely easy to play so u shouldnt have any problems. Can u smell the evil stench Smells sort of fat u got a whole lotta hunger to quench when he comes knocking this big tw@t the smell of bethell on the air the smell of sweat and sh!tty hair that smell smells like bethell heavy fat dirty tw@t smells like a w@nker b@stard, pr!ck, shiny haired d!ck smells like bethell that smell (chorus) coz everyone hates u bethell, bethell (repeat x4) (chorus end) can u hear him talkin sh!te all day long about comic books and sunny delight he never shuts up wot a fat mup the smell of bethell on the breeze the smell of fat and processed cheeze (chorus) lets not call him a he coz sometimes he likes to dress as a she bethell bethell, transvestite bethell bethell, w@nks all night (chorus repeat) can u smell him fat and gay such a w@nker eats far too much everyday we should drown him tie him to an anchor (chorus repeat) thats roughly it but not perfect, look out for other classic slippers and breakfast tunes soon like the jim song, the man we know and the heavy metal version of this song in the near future. bass tabs and lead tabs will also appear for those gagging to play these classics.