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Ticket Outta Loserville Tab

by Son Of Dork


(NOTE: It is played in B when played live)


1,2 Let’s Go! 
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Verse 1

When I go to sleep I pray 

I’m waking up to I got you babe 

Like the guy from Groundhog Day 
                             
Just wanna live forever this way 

Flash back to seventeen 

I Got my ass kicked by the football team 

Another Loser on the scene 
             
Editor of the chess club fanzine 

Pre-Chorus
                                  
I asked you out for losing truth or dare 
                                      
The guys were cracking up ‘til you said yes 

Chorus
                       
Pinch me, is this real?                 
                                                               
I’m on a one-way ticket out of loserville 
                       
Now I’m off the social flat line 
                   
Things are so good that I’m 
                         
Taking down my star trek shrine 
                                    
And you’re more than just a valentine 
                                                   
You’re my ticket outta loserville 


Verse 2
(1 stroke)
She gives me butterflies 
         		         
Says I’m not like all the other guys 
                           
Doesn’t care what car I drive 
                 
She still enjoys the ride 

When I got to sleep I know 

That you’ll be there tomorrow 

And i used to worry girl
               
Any chance that we can go back?

REPEAT PRE-CHORUS & CHORUS

Bridge
                    
You blew me out on a Sunday night 
                        
You were bored to tears pretending 
       		      
Knew what you wanted and I’m nothing like the 
                 
guy in your happy ending 
                      
Well you were wrong to lead me on 
                                 
Now in the night I wake up screaming 
                    
Where the hell did I go wrong? 
                       
Where’s Scotty when you need him? 

                 
Pinch me, is this real? 
                                    
I’m on a one-way ticket back to loserville 
                       
Heading for the social flat line 
                  
Things are so bad that 
                                    
I’m dusting off my star trek shrine 
             
This is where it ends and I can taste the glory 
           
How can I depend 
                   
On a better story maybe?
                  
blew it couldnt save me 
                        
Think about her all the time 
                             
It’s like I never had a valentine 
                           
So I guess I better kiss goodbye 
      
To my ticket outta loserville