Pretzel Logic Intro riff then |Am7| 4X Chord code: Chord/Bass I would love to tour the Southland in a travelling minstrel show Yes I?d love to tour the Southland in a travelling minstrel show Yes I?m dying to be a star and make them laugh Sound just like a record on a phonograph These days are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh yeah I have never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the time Yes I?ve never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the time Cause he looked so fine upon that hill They tell me he was lonely, he?s lonely still These days are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh yeah Solo Verse I stand up on the platform The man gives me the news He said you must be joking son / Where did you get those shoes Where did you get those shoes Well I?ve seen ?em on the TV the movie shows They say the times are changing but I just don?t know These things are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh yeah Fade out riff: |||||