Beelz - Stephen Lynch (the Craig Machine)
Standard Tuning
Intro Em5
Verse 1
Em5
ever since first man has walked this earth i have been here
Em5
to whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
Em5
i am the beast the outcast angel fallen from on high
Em5
i go by many names but there is one you can’t deny
*for the rest of the song play the chords like so:*
e|-0-0-|-1-1-|-2-2-|
B|-1-1-|-1-1-|-2-2-|
G|-0-0-|-2-2-|-0-0-|
D|-2-2-|3----|-0-0-|
A|3----|--3--|--2--|
E|--3--|-----|3----|
my name is satan
my friends all call me old scratch and i am a capricorn
my turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
i’ve got little devil horns and little goatee
little devil eyes to help a little devil see
and little cloven hooves make it kind of hard to ski
i’m satan
my real name is beelzebub but you can call me beelz
i love to watch fox news and then go club some baby seals
then i’ll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
try to wash off that baby seal smell
then i’ll make a toast to me, hey here’s to my health
my name is satan
to carry on my evil ways i went and had a son
strum strum strum
and now he makes his living as a singing comedian
i’m in every zeppelin album i’m in all rush limbaugh’s rants
i’m the reason the boston red sox even had a chance
and if i wanna eat your soul i’ll just throw it on the griddle
don’t need to make a deal i don’t need to tell a riddle
and fuck charlie daniels i don’t care if you can fiddle
i’m satan
-- (3 fast strums)
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