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by Stephen Lynch


INTRO:
 -    (x4)


VERSE 1:
                 
You        watch me on...
               
Saying     that my job...
              
Saying     I am...
                   
You        think my sport's...

 But you can't judge....
              
shoes.           Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!


VERSE 2:
                  
So       I don't get...
                
Got      a mullet from...
                     
I'm        known throughout the...

 as the prophet....


CHORUS:
                                   
And as I roll the ball....
                
die!" I'm almighty Malachai....
                         
God. The smell of.... 
                         
high. Kiss those.... 
               
bye. I'm almighty Malachai....
 -   (x4)
God.


VERSE 3:
                          
Got      a ball that's....
                    
I keep    it in my....
                
I get      a feeling in....

 As I finger....


CHORUS:
                                   
And as I roll the ball....
                
die!" I'm almighty Malachai.... 
                          
God. The smell of....
                               
high. Kiss those....
               
bye. I'm almighty Malachai....


BRIDGE:
                               
Not a single man....
                                   
All who challenge me....
                                   
Marshall Holman, Gary Dickens....
                                 
John Petraglia, Norm Duke....
                                   
Who among the pro bowl....
                                     
Not that pussy Nelson Burton....
                                   
Hey Mark Roth! Hey Earl the Pearl....
                     
How 'bout Dickie Weber.... 
                          
I'll turn the motherfuckers....


CHORUS:
                                   
And as I roll the ball....
                
die!" I'm almighty Malachai.... 
                          
God. The smell of.... 
                          
high. Kiss those....
               
bye. I'm almighty Malachai.... 
                 
bowling God!  
               
Yeah!                            
                
 The bowling God.

End on C.


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