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Intro:
I came down to the breakfast table, felt like I could die
Tried so hard but wasn't able to look you in the eye
For I am feeling so much shame, yes I have brought disgrace
Can tell I've soiled my good name by the look upon your face
Well it seems last night, you caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad,
If you could just forgive me, and talk to me dad
I didn't hear you enter, no I didn't hear the door
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
Like blood and guts, starving kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes
Well it seems last night, you caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad,
But I wouldn't use those tissues- they've already been had
The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
so I said "could you close the door, I really want to finish"
Now daddy, I'm ashamed and I completely understand
If you never want to hug again or even shake my hand
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad
Just because it was your bed- it's not that bad
When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty
So it must be really creepy when your kid is pushing thirty
But you can't tell me dad, that you never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad
But I wouldn't use those tissues- they've already been-
Just because it was your bed- it's not that-
Daddy, daddy please forgive me, and talk to me dad