Craig Christ
Stephen Lynch
Unreleased
This Song Rocks!! I couldn't find it tabbed anywere, so I watched it on Stephen's
new DVD Live at the El Rey and I tabbed it myself.
Behold Stephen Lynch's first but hopefully not last song featuring Power Chords.
-Jeff Fardink
Chords:
EADGBe
Epow-...022xxx
-...032xxx
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-......022100
-.....320010
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Intro:
Epow- x4
Epow-
Everyone knows Jesus
Epow-
The guy who healed the lame
Epow-
Well I am Jesus' brother
Craig is my name
Epow-
Jesus is the prince of peace
Epow-
Jesus is the lamb
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Jesus is the son of god
But Craig don't give a damn
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Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night
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I don't turn water into wine but into Cold Coors Light
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I'm not my brother I know, don't walk on H20
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But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow
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I'm fuckin' Craig
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I'm fuckin' Craig
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Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
Epow-
Craig Christ
Epow- x4
Epow-
I hang out with Leppers
Epow-
Barabas and Sodomay
Epow-
Jesus' friends are called apostles
Those dudes are totally gay
Epow-
Jesus performs miracles
Epow-
From Galilee to Rome
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But it would be a miracle
If he brought a fuckin' lady home
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Because while Jesus is prayin' fuckin' Craig is layin'
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Every lady in the testament you know what I'm sayin'
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I won't die for your sin, like my famous kin,
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But if you've got a younger sister then there's room at this inn
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I'm fuckin' Craig
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Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
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Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
Epow-
Craig Christ
Epow- x1
Jesus was our mother's fave
All her love to him she gave
But theres no sibling rivalry
When hes nailed to that tree
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And now the question for you is not what would Jesus do
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But where will you be when the Craig machine comes partyin' through
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And if the lord will allow, ain't got to ask yourself how
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who and why and when and where is my messiah now
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Its fuckin' Craig
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Its fuckin' Craig
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Fuckin' Craig
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Fuckin' Craig
Epow-
Craig Christ
Epow-
Craig Christ
Epow-
Craig Christ
Epow-
I'm fuckin Craig