Country Love Song
by Stephen Lynch
Submitted by ParrotEMT (aka Buddascotchpuddin)
Made love to you all night long
Then I got to write you this song
(I admit, I forgot this line)
Must have been sent from heaven above
Don't think you could ever do no wrong
(stop)
Then you farted
Oh baby you farted!
At first I thought that it was kind of cute
I suppressed a smile when I heard your girlie poot-poot
Then the smell came a-wafting by
Brought a little tear drop to my eye
Think that I'll go sleep out on the couch
Cuz you fart
It could make milk curdle, make your skin
Make the paint peel off of the wall
Don't wanna sleep under the covers no more
Since the hot blew from outcha back door.
I think s**t my pants!