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D i r t y S a n c h e z
S T E P H E N L Y N C H / J O B E R G & G U R N E R
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+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+ This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
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Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
e]--0----0----0----1----0----0----0----1----3--|
B]--2----1----1----3----0----0----0----1----0--|
G]--2----2----0----2----1----1----0----2----0--|
D]--2----2----2----0----2----0----0----3----0--|
A]--0----0----3---------2----2----2----3----2--|
E]----------------------0----0----0----1----3--|
INTRO:
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VERSE 1:
I met a senorita and she was so-a sweet-a
So I approached and asked her for a little dance
She turned and gave a smile, and then she shook it for a while
And I knew I had to get into her... pants
VERSE 2:
So for hours we were grinding, her beauty was so blinding
I suggested to mi casa we must go
Her body's ripe and sweaty; she said “I think I’m ready”
And that’s when our love had begun to grow
VERSE 3:
I turned on some music salsa, and spread cologne upon my balls, and
Was a-ready for this girl to meet her doom
The candles set the mood, "I hope you do not think I’m rude"
As I gently show the way to papás room...
CHORUS 1:
N/
I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez
"Please don't think that I am crass, love that finger in your ass"
Ohhhhhhh – love the Dirty Sanchez
I hope you see the truth; finger looks like... Baby Ruth
Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez
Your life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet
N/
Ohhh.. [inhale]
N/
("That's fucking disgusting")
As The Dirty Sanchez...!
VERSE 4:
I was looking for another babe to be my little Sanchez Slave
I found an actress; she was needy as can be
So I put on all my charm, "Don’t want to cause you no alarm"
"But you’re the most bonita girl I’ve ever seen"
VERSE 5:
N/
I could not believe my luck, this little girl was ripe to... pluck
She was a sweet young thing, but ready for a trick
I had a shot - she had one too; it was the proper thing to do
And then I gave her hungry brown eye once we left...
CHORUS 2:
N/
I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez
Your life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet
N/
Ohhh.. [inhale]
N/
"Stop it, I'm not gonna smell your fucking finger! Get the fuck away from me!"
As The Dirty Sanchez...!
VERSE 6:
My God, it was beyond control; I couldn’t get enough... butt hole
And then I found my perfect little match
She had a Latin ass; divine! She promised it would all be mine!
But first she had a certain itch to scratch...
VERSE 7:
She said, “I have one small request to put our love to the test"
"You’re my big strong caballero, yes it’s true"
"I’ll let you ravage my behind but, mi amor, if you don’t mind"
N/
"First, I’d like to do the same to you...!"
VERSE 8:
"So, now baby you bend over and you act like my dog, Rover"
"I got a negros strap-on dildio especial!"
She pulled out a jar of jelly and then she threw me on my belly
And slathered up my tight virgin canal...
BRIDGE:
She dug her finger up my ass... and smeared it on my upper lip
Oooooohh - that’s a Dirty Sanchez!
It hurt my tender balloon knot... the farther up her finger got
Ooo-wow-woooooow! Dirty-Dirty-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dirty Sanchez...!
Until the pain came to my eyes... and a quiver in my thighs
... Surprise! I like the Dirty Sanchez!
CHORUS 3:
That aroma I know well made my heart begin to swell
Ah, hell! We love the Dirty Sanchez!
I shoved my finger up his ass, and smeared on his upper lip
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the 'Dirty Sanchez'
(And I give him nine-hundred and ninty one Dirty Sanchezes,
a Rusty Trombone and a Devine Brown for good measure!)
Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez
N/
In the Dirty Sancheeeeeeeeeeez...
OUTRO:
N/
Dirty Sanchez!
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