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For Me - Stephen Lynch
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Tuning: Standard
I haven't seen a tab for this song, so I thought I'd try to make one. I'm pretty sure
Intro/Verse: When you see the x's, slap the strings. Play 3x during the verse's, and
intro is included in the first verse.
e|---------3------x------3------3------0------0------------------------------|
B|---------3------x------3------3------0----------0--------------------------|
G|----------------x------4------4------0--------------0----------------------|
D|----------------x------5------5------2------------------2------------------|
A|--2-------------x------5------5------2----------------------2--------------|
E|--3-------------x------3------3------0--------------------------0----------|
e|--------------0---------------3p0------------------------------------------|
B|------1---------------1-------------1--------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------2----------------------------------|
D|------2-------2-------2---2-----------------2------------------------------|
A|--0-------0-------0--------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Verse 1 Lyrics:
The union of a woman and a man, touchin' for the very first time.
The gentle texture of a hand, true love is always hard to find.
Chorus 1:
And sometimes, my penis ain't as hard as wood.
And sometimes, your disappointed in my manly hood.
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Verse 2 Lyrics:
Take the nature of love, can only make this relationship grow.
And don't send from heaven above, cause things don't always work down below.
Chorus 2:
And I know, that the porno movies make ya feel cheap
And sometimes, you finish while I'm fast asleep, baby.
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Play intro 1x here.
Bridge:
Try so hard to be a man but, so damn hard to please.
Doesn't help to know that your best friend, runs on batteries.
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Chorus 3:
Even though, my love's a little premature, yeah.
When you call me, Mr. Softy I get insecure.
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Play the intro once more at the end and strum G once to finish it off.
This is a pretty funny song and it can be found on you tube to get the strumming pattern.
| / slide up
| \ slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
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