If you've seen Stephen's "Live At the El Rey" bonus songs, youll know this one. its
but i love it, and put it under Stephen Lynch for UG.
Here it is.
Intro: , , , ,
Union of a woman and a man
Touching for the very first time
The gentle texture of a hand
And true love is always hard to find
And sometimes, my penis ain't as hard as wood, yeah
And sometimes, you're disappointed at my manly, well my manly hood baby
I cant take it please, fake it, for me
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Delicate nature of love
Can only help this relationship grow
Doesn't decend from heaven above
And things dont always work down below
And I know, that the porno movies make you feel, well they make you feel
cheap
And sometimes, you finish when im fast asleep, yeah
I cant take it please, fake it, for me, yeah
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(here's lyrics but i dont know chords for this slow quiet bridge)
Try so hard to be a man but,
You're so dam hard to please
And it doesn't help to know your friend is,
Rambling on about her D's
Even though, my love is a little premature, yeah
And when you call me, Mr. Softy i get a little insecure, yeah
I cant take it please, fake it, for me, yeah
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