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Gay Tab

by Stephen Lynch


Chords:
:      XX0232
:  XX0230
:    XX0032
:   X40232
/:   X20232
:   200232
:     X24432
:   X04432
:      320033
:      X02220

Intro:

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         /    
Here we are, dear old friend.
            
You and I, drunk again.
                    /           
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed.
                        
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head.

                                    
But if I were gay, I would give you my heart.
                                    
And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art.
                                 
And if I were gay, we would swim in romance.
                                                      
But I'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants.

--- 2x

                  /      
It's not that I don't care, I do.
                     
I just don't see myself in you.
          /    
Another time, another scene.
                                        
I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean.

                                      
Cause if I were gay, I would give you my soul.
                                   
And if I were gay, I would give you my whole being.
                                      
And if I were gay, we would tear down the walls.
                                           
But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my hand.

--- 4x

                         
We've never hugged; we've never kissed.
                            
I've never been intimate with your fist.
                       
But you have opened brand new doors.
                                 
Get over here and drop your drawers.

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