Grandfather Die
Somebody else posted this originally this is just the corrected version.
Its a little harder, but it sounds a lot better
When grandfahter dies
Life will strange
When grandfather dies
my whole world will change
when granderfather dies
I'll scream and I'll yell
cause I'll f**king rich
as hell
Chorus
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So grandfather die (yeah)
don't keep me in suspense
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oh, grandfather cough (whoa)
up that inheritance
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oh grandfather don't
hold on another day
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i love you to death
am
but I've got bills to pay
then
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A stroke would be nice
disease would be cool
I'll scatter his ashes
In my new swimmin' pool
I'll jam with the Stones
I'll dine with the Queen
So what say we unplug
that machine.
(So here we go,
everybody now)
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So grandfather fly
to heaven you must pass
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oh grandfather think
of all the juicy angel ass
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oh grandfather die
before the fiscal year
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oh how I
am
wish Kevorkian were here
then
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Bridge
For God's sake,
you must be as old as the hills
I'm sick of the stench
from your diaper spills.
You're deaf, dumb, and blind
and an amputee
you Don't make new blood
every time that you pee
your arthritis acts up
whenever it rains
your so old, your penis
has vericose veins
oh why don't do die grandpa
why must you fight
you old motherf**ker
just walk towards the goddamn light
oohh walk toward the light old man
walk toward the light old man
then
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It's all over now
My granddaddy's dead
a mysterious blow
to his wrinkled old head
Before I collect
A small oversight
But everything should turn out alright
I'll start working on my grandma...
Precious...
Tonight