Grandfather Die
I tabbed this off of what he played on his Comedy Central-World Comedy Tour
video. Althought the lyrics are different its still played the same way in his
real song on his cd... Its played in regular tuning just listen to the song for the rhythm...
When grandfahter dies
Life will strange
When grandfather dies
my whole world will change
when granderfather dies
I'll scream and I'll yell
cause I'll f**king rich
as hell
Chorus
So grandfather die
don't keep me in suspense
oh, grandfather cough
up that inheritance
oh grandfather don't
hold on another day
I love you to death
but I've got bills to pay
(Stroke Down Once) D
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A stroke would be nice
disease would be cool
I'll scatter his ashes
In my new swimmin' pool
I'll party with Hef
I'll dine with the Queen
Now what say we unplug
that machine.
Now grandfather die
before the Fiscal Year
oh grandfather I
Wish Kervorkian were here
oh grandfather fly
just take your final vow
oh grandfather die
the family hates you anyhow
(Stroke Down Slowly Once) D
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Bridge
For God's sake,
you must be as old as the sun
you're social security number is one
You're deaf, dumb, and blind
and an amputee
you donate your blood
every time that you pee
your arthritis acts up
whenever it rains
your so old, your penis
has vericose veins
oh why don't do die grandpa
why must you fight
you old motherf**ker
just walk towards the goddamn light
oohh walk toward the light old man
(Stroke Down Once) D
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It's all over now
My granddaddy's dead
a mysterious blow
to his wrinkled old head
Before I collect
A small oversight
But everything should work out alright
I'll start working on my grandma tonight
Chords:
(320022)
(x24432)
(x32010)
(xx0232)
(x02210)
If you think this is all wrong just go check out the video clip of it at the
Comedy Central website. If there are small errors in the song well I guess thats
just too bad cause im not changing it and if these are wrong and you know the
right ones then just be proud of yourself...