This song is really simple
Capo on 3rd fret
E|-0----3----2----0-|
B|-0----0----3----1-|
G|-1----0----2----0-|
D|-2----0----0----2-|
A|-2----2----X----3-|
E|-0----3----X----X-|
Verse 1:
All my days,
I live with my disgrace
I'm afraid to show my face
Or at least take off my underwear...
See I was born
Like a half way neutered pet
I don’t have a matching set
It’s a part of me
That just aint there
Please, don’t stare
Chorus
Well I’m a gambling man with out two dice
I’m like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
But I’m half a man
Yeah, I’m half a man
Verse2
Wanna die
end it all, just call it quits
I can’t find a cup that fits
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
When I hear “ball one?
Oh, my God
How could you have been so cruel
To give me one family jewel
And the one that’s there must feel so sad
He’s a lonely nad
Chorus 2
Well I’m a marathon runner with just one leg
I’m a fallopian tube with just one egg
Oh, I want another testi
Do I have to beg?
I’m half a man
Yeah, im half a man
Bridge
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kinda like chorus
Chorus 3
Well I’m a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
And I’m a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
And I’m a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
I’m just half a man
Yeah, I’m half a man