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by Stephen Lynch


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I want to write you a poem
     
That stands the test of all time
  
A couplet, a quatrain, a ballad, an ode
     
With meter and rythm and rhyme

  
I want it to speak of your virtue
     
Sing praise to your stature and poise
  
I want it to capture your beauty
    
The soul that's alive in your voice

  
I want it to tell of your wisdom
        
How the courage within your heart soars
    
But all I can think of is how I be lovin'
                            
Them big, big, big titties of yours

          
Ooooh, Hallelujah
               
Oh, how my heart sings
          
Ooooh, Hallelujah
               
Ooooh, love those things

     
They bounce like a kid on a trampoline
     
They swing like a 40's jazz band
           
They stand up like a rock-solid alibi
     
They don't even fit in my hand

     
They curve like a pitch in the big leagues
     
They burn with a passion so hot
    
And that is the reason I can't wait to squeeze 'em
                                
Them big, big, big titties you've got

          
Ooooh, Hallelujah
                
Oh, love's in the air
          
Ooooh, Hallelujah
           
Ooooh, what a pair

                                        
Oh I need to need them like sculptors kneed clay
                                  
They dance in my dreams in a graceful ballet
                                                

I'll kiss them so sweetly goodnight at the end of the day

        
They're firm like a John Grisham novel
     
They swell like a wave in the sea
   
No matter what part of the room that I'm in
        
They're always looking at me

        
They're soft like the cheek of a baby
        
They're sweet like the honey of bees
     
I'll never ignore them, I'll even adore them
                                 
Someday when they're touching your knees

          
Ooooh, Hallelujah
            
Ooooh, what a rack
          
Ooooh, Hallelujah
              
Ooooh, hurt your back

          
Ooooh, Hallelujah
           
Ooooh, on my knees
          
Ooooh, Hallelujah
           
Ooooh, double D's

          
Ooooh, Hallelujah
           
Ooooh, glory be
          
Ooooh, Hallelujah
             
Ooooh, set them free