Writer: Stephen Lynch Song: Gay I believe this is correct. i tabbed it in like 10 minutes by ear for a friend, so there might be some errors. for the most part i think its correct though. funny song thats for sure! try using power chords, it sounds kinda kool! Intro: Verse one: here we are dear old friend you and i drunk again laughs have been had and tears have been shed maybe the whiskeys gone to my head Chorus one: but if i were gay i would give you my heart, and if i were gay youd be my work of art, and if i were gay we'd swim in romance, but im not gay so get your hand out of my pants. Verse two: its not that i dont care, i do. i just dont see myself in you. another time another seen id be right behind you... if you know what i mean. Chorus two: cause if i were gay i would give you my soul, and if i were gay i would give you my whole being and if i were gay we would tear down the walls, but im not gay so wont you stop cupping my... hand. Outro: weve never hugged... weve never kissed... ive never been intimate with your fist, but you have opened brand new doors get over here and drop your draws. Intro: 4 times Verse one: 1 time Chorus one: 1 time Intro: 2 times Verse two: 1 time Chorus two: 1 time Intro: 2 times Outro: 1 time