Intro: (x4)
Verse one:
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Here we are, dear old friend
You and I, drunk again.
/
Laughs have been had, tears have been shed.
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head.
Chorus one:
But if I were gay I would give you my heart.
And if I were gay you'd be my work of art.
And if I were gay we would swim in romance.
But I'm not gay. So get your hand out of my
(x2)
pants.
Verse two:
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It's not that I dont care, I do.
I just dont see myself in you.
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Another time another scene
I'd be right behind you.. if you know what i mean.:)
Chorus two:
Cause if I were gay i would give you my soul.
And if i were gay I would give you my whole being.
And if i were gay we would tear down the walls.
But im not gay so wont you stop cupping my..
(x2)
hand.
Outro:
We've never hugged... weve never kissed.
I've never been intimate with your fist.
But you have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your..
(x4)
drawers.
End on D
Chords used:
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