Artist: Stephen Lynch
Song: If I Were Gay
Album: A Little Bit Special
AIM: unhlax23
Chords:
(xx0232)
(320033)
(xx0230)
(x40232)
(x02220)
(x24442)
Intro: x4
Verse 1:
Here we are, dear old friend
You and I, drunk again
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head but
Chorus:
If I were gay, I would give you my heart
And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art
And if I were gay, we would swim in romance
But im not gay, so get your hand out of my pants
x2
Verse 2: (play like previous verse)
It's not that I don't care, I do
It's just I don't see myself in you
Another time, another scene
I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean
Chorus: (play like previous chorus)
If I were gay, I would give you my soul
And if I were gay, I would give you my whole being
And if I were gay, we would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my...hand
x4
Outro:
Dsus1
We've never hugged, we've never kissed
I've never been intamite with your fist
You have opened, brand new doors
Get over here and drop your drawers
To end it, play D Dsus2 D G a bunch of times.