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Hermaphroditey Tab

by Stephen Lynch


If you watch alot of Comedy Central Presents you might've seen Stephen Lynch
perform his hilariously funny songs of a suggestive and questionable nature
before. Here is one of them called Hermaphroditey.


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INTRO:                               

   CCCCCCC  :x4(very fast)

Verse 1:
                         
She's part girl, she's part boy,
                            
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
                       
She's got more, she's got less,
                    
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

(repeat intro)

Verse 2:
                         
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
                                   
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
                                        
She's my little girl, yeah she's my little guy,
                             
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!

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Verse 3:
                       /   ?
She wears lace and she wears flannel,
                                   /?
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
                      /  ?
Whats that bulge under her nighty?
                   /   ?
It must be Hermaphroditey!

Verse 4:
               
Some things are white,
               
Some things are black,
               
Some girls wear make-up,
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Mine shaves her back.

            
She is still beautiful,
            
She is still fine,

It's too bad her package
   
Is bigger than mine.

       C/??

Verse 5:
                      /   ?
She can't help her imperfections,
                               /    ?
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections,
                     / ?
Who stole all my tighty whities?
                 /  ?
It must be Hermaphroditey!