This is from his Comedy Central Presents performance. NO CAPO.
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If I Were Gay - Stephen Lynch
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Chords Used: D-xx0232 D/C#-x40232 Bm*-x04430---|
Dsus2-xx0230 D/F#-200232 G-320033---|
D*-xx0032 Bm-x24432 A-x02220---|
Intro: 4x
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e|-2-2-2-2-0-----------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0---------------------------------|
B|-3-3-3-3-3-----------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------------------------|
G|-2-2-2-2-2-(let ring)2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------|
D|-0-0-0-0-0-----------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------|
A|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------|
E|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------|
Here we are, dear old friends
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You and i, drunk again
laughs have been had and tears have been shed
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maybe the whisky has gone to my head
Chorus:
but if i were gay
i would give you my heart
and if i were gay
you'd be my work of art
and if i were gay
we would swim in romance
but im not gay
so get your hand out of my pants
Intro: 2x- , , , *
Verse:
Its not that i dont care, i do
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i just dont see myself in you
another time, another scene
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i'd be right behind you
if you know what i mean
Chorus:
cuz if i were gay
i would give you my soul
and if i were gay
i would give you my whole being
and if i were gay
we would tear down the walls
But I'm Not gay
so wont you stop cupping my...hand
Intro: 2x- , , , *
Ending:
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we've never hugged,we've never kissed
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i've never been intimate with your fist
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But you have opened brand new doors
get over here and
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drop your Drawers
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I got this from studying the comedy central presents. This is pretty much exactly the
he plays it... During the part in the chorus, "But I'm not gay..." Play the A and the G
eigth notes. Happy Hunting.