I saw this song on comedy central and had to learn how to play it, it's so funny,
on the tab too, Thanks!
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I came down to the breakfast table
Felt like I could cry
Tried so hard but wasn't able
To look you in the eye
For I am feeling so much shame
Yes I have brought disgrace
Can tell I soiled my good name
By the look upon your face
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
(stop)
If you could just forgive me and talk to me dad
(A, E, D, E for a measure)
I didn't hear you enter no I didn't hear the door
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
Like blood and guts and starving kids in Stevie Wonders eyes
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
(stop)
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been had
(A, E, D, E for 2 measures)
The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
So I said could you close the door I really wanna finish
Daddy I'm ashamed and I completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
(stop)
Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad
Talk to me dad
(A, E, D, E for 1 progression)
Whistle for 2 measures (play A, E, D, E behind the whistle, twice)
When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty
So it must be really creepy when your kid is pushing 30
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
(stop)
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been
(stop)
Just because it was your bed it's not that
(stop)
Daddy, daddy please forgive me, talk to me dad
Talk to me dad
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