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Little Tiny Moustache Tab

by Stephen Lynch


i couldnt find a tab with the lyrics,chords, and tabs all together
so i made this
it has the tab and the chords
the tab and chords are meant to be played seperately
throughout the song by two people at the same time
[one playing the tab and one playing the chords]

e|-----------------------------------------------------------|
b|-----------------------------------------------------------|
g|-----0-----0-----0------0-----0-----0----- 0-----0---------|
d|---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----------|
a|-----------------------------------------------------------|
E|-3------3-----2-----2------0-----0-----2------2------------|

here are the chords if you dont know them

       /            
       | 2 |   | 0 |   | 1 |
       | 0 |   | 0 |   | 0 |
       | 2 |   | 0 |   | 0 |
       | 0 |   | 2 |   | 0 |
       | 0 |   | 2 |   | 2 |
       | 0 |   | 0 |   | 3 |

                                                             /
You're the love of my life but it cuts like a knife
                                   /
and I feel that I'm being misled
                                                                /
See I'm a little concerned for I've recently learned
                                          /
of the swastika tattoo on your head

                                                           /
And it makes you smile when you hear "Sieg Heil"
                                                             /
You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard
                                                    /
You do goose step salutes in your Doc Martin boots,
                                                        /
and you quoted "Mein Kampf" in our 5th anniversary card.

              /
Are you a nazi?
                          /
I think you're a nazi baby
               /
Are you a nazi?
                          /
You might be a nazi baby

                                                 /
You keep extensive files on the Nuremberg trials,
                                                      /
and you watch them whenever they're airing
                                                       /
I guess I should've known when you bought a new bone
                                                       /
for your puppies named Goebbels and Goering

                                        /
You showed up late to our very first date,
                                                   /
I said "how are you" you said "white power"
                                       /
Call me paranoid but I'm not overjoyed
                                         /
when you ask me if I want to shower...

                              /
I think you're a nazi
                  /
Don't be lying baby,
                     /
Are you a nazi?
                        /
Are you anti-Zion maybe?

                                   /
Your every dress is monogrammed SS,
                                        /
you hold an Aryan picnic and bash
                                                /
And it makes me irate when you say I look great
                                     /
when I wear a little tiny moustache,

                                         /
Your social politics say that races don't mix,
                                   /
and you call it pure blood pollution
                                             /
And whenever I'm sad, you say it's not so bad,
                                               /
for every problem there's a "Final Solution"...

                            /
I think you're a nazi,
                           /
Give me an answer baby
                     /
Are you a nazi?
                                     /
You drive a fucking panzer baby

                            /
I know you're a nazi
                                  /
And that's why I'm leavin baby
                            /
I know you're a nazi
                              /             
       
Sure as my name is Stephen, Lynch-Berg-en-stein.