Beelze I am complete! Both Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Beelze Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck! Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck! This world will be mine, and you're first in line! You brought me the pick and now you shall both die! JB Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker we challenge you to a rock off, Give us one chance to rock your socks off Beelze Fuck! fuck! Fuck! The Demon Code prevents me, From declining a rock-off challenge. What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch? JB If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell and also you will have to pay our rent Beelze AND WHAT IF I WIN? JB Then you can take Kage back to hell… KG What!? JB Trust me Kage it's the only way KG What the fuck are you talkin about? JB To be your little bitch Beelze Fine! Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! D5C#5 I'm the devil I love metal! Check this riff, it's fucking tasty! I'm the Devil I can do what I want! Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt! There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost! I can't wait to take Kage back to hell! I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel! I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel! JB NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder KG There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece JB Listen to me- KG He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man JB God dammit Kage, he's gonna make you his sex slave, your gonna gargle Mayonnaise KG Noo… JB Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam KG Dude, we've been through so much shit JB De-activated lasers with my dick BOTH Now it's time to blow this fucker down c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town Now we've got to blow this fucker down He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out JB Hey educationer, Beelzeboss, we know your weakness our rocket-sauce we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind we will defeat you, for all mankind you hold the scepter, we hold the key you are the devil, we are the D BOTH We are the D, We are the D We are the D, We are the D We are the D, We are the D We are the D, We are the D We are the D, We are the D We are the D, We are the D We are the D, We are the D We are the D, We are the D Beelze You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me! Taste my lightning, fucker! JB No! Beelze Ow! Fuck! My Fuckin' horn! Oh no! JB From whence you came, you shall remain, until you are, complete again! Beelze Nooooooo! Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables! I'll get you, Tenacious D!