'I'm Glad I Hitched My Apple Wagon To Your Star' by 'The Boy Least Likely To' Intro: I was young and I was stupid I had just turned seventeen I took my hits on a dumb road trip to Nashville Tennessee I packed my antihistamines and tuppaware drums A harmonica and a box guitar In a canvas covered wagon stuffed with apples and with guns We quietly slipped across the border into Arkansas But still we couldn't find what it was we were looking for So we trucked on down to try our luck along the Rio Grande But I couldn't help but notice how The little things that used to make us happy make us sad But I'm glad I hitched my apple wagon to your star I never would have got here if I followed my heart I didn't think much of it until i took it apart I'm glad I hitched my apple wagon to your star We never ever made it down to Nashville in the end And noone ever signed our stupid country disco band However hard we tried it never seemed enough We never did get famous, Still it made us kinda happy and it get me off the drugs And now I'm glad I hitched my apple wagon to your star I never would have got here if I followed my heart I didn't think much of it until i took it apart I'm glad I hitched my apple wagon to your star To your star To your star To your star [Instrumental: () () ] I'm glad I hitched my apple wagon to your star I never would have got here if I followed my heart I didn't think much of it til i took it apart I'm glad I hitched my apple wagon to your star I'm glad I hitched my apple wagon to your star I'm happy if you're happy but it breaks our hearts I didn't even notice until it fell apart I'm glad I hitched my apple wagon to your star To your star To your star To your star I'm glad I hitched my apple wagon to your star I'm glad I hitched my apple wagon to your star I'm glad I hitched my apple wagon to your star I'm glad I hitched my apple wagon to your