Gee, but it's hard when one lowers one's guard to the vultures Now me I regard it's a torturous hardship that smolders Like a peppermint eaten away Will I fight, will I swagger or sway? Hee hee, my lady, she cries like a baby to scolders See her tumbling down Tumbling down Hail to the monkey, we're having a funky reunion Wasted and sunk, he can only have Sunday communion He got nicotine stains in his eyes He got nothing to protect but his pride Oh! smother the kiss or be drownded in blissful confusion See it tumbling down Tumbling down