These are alternative chords, not the ones used by The Wombats, even when playing This can be found, and referred to for strumming patterns, here: All the chords are based on his version, which he kindly shared with me. I think it's an version than the other acoustic, for anyone who isn't very good yet :) I've met someone who makes me feel seasick Oh What a skill to have Oh what a skill To have so many skills that make her distinctive But they're not mine to have No they're not mine Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper But I don't care about the soaps No I don't care about the soaps Though I'm acting like I'm in an Eastenders episode If this is a rom-com Kill the director! If this is a rom-com Kill the director, please! Carrots help us see much better in the dark Don't talk to girls they'll break your heart And this is my head And this is my scalp When they work together They can't figure anything out! So with the angst of a teenage band Here's another song about a gender I'll never under-stand Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand If this is a rom-com Kill the director! If this is a rom-com Kill the director! If this is a rom-com Kill the director, please! This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget Bridget This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget Bridget This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget Bridget Jones