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Kill The Director Tab

by The Wombats


These are alternative chords, not the ones used by The Wombats, even when playing 

This can be found, and referred to for strumming patterns, here:

All the chords are based on his version, which he kindly shared with me. I think it's an 
version than the other acoustic, for anyone who isn't very good yet :)


I've met someone who makes me feel seasick

Oh What a skill to have

Oh what a skill

To have so many skills that make her distinctive

But they're not mine to have

No they're not mine

Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
                          
But I don't care about the soaps
                          
No I don't care about the soaps
                                
Though I'm acting like I'm in an Eastenders episode

 

If this is a rom-com

Kill the director!
 

If this is a rom-com
                  
Kill the director, please!


Carrots help us see much better in the dark

Don't talk to girls they'll break your heart

And this is my head

And this is my scalp

When they work together

They can't figure anything out!

So with the angst of a teenage band
                                                   
Here's another song about a gender I'll never under-stand
                                  
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand

 

If this is a rom-com

Kill the director!
 

If this is a rom-com

Kill the director!
 

If this is a rom-com
                  
Kill the director, please!


This is no

Bridget Jones

This is no

Bridget Bridget

This is no

Bridget Jones

This is no

Bridget Bridget

This is no

Bridget Jones

This is no

Bridget Bridget Jones