by fredrick francis alexandre smith II If you don’t think that this is the best song in the world…I will fight you! Don't go to church on Sunday, don't get down on my knees and pray Don't memorize the books of the bible got my own special way I know Jesus loves me, maybe just a little bit more I get down on my knees every Sunday, at Zarelda Lee's candy store Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, make me feel so good inside Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, keep me satisfied Don't want no Abba Zabba, don't want no Almond Joy There ain't nothin’ better, suitable for this boy Well it’s the only thing that can pick me up Better than a cup of gold See only a Chocolate Jesus, can satisfy my soul When the weather gets rough and its whisky in the shade Best to wrap your savior up in cellophane He floats like The Big Muddy, but that's okay Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait .... Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, good enough for me Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, good enough for me Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, make me feel so good inside Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, keep me satisfied Intro/solo thing: E ---1-1-3-1---3-1-1-3-5---3-1-1-3-5---1----- b -3----------3----------------------------3---2-3