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Oxford Comma Tab

by Vampire Weekend


Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
                              
I've seen those English dramas too
        
They're cruel
                  
So if there's any other way

To spell the word
                       
It's fine with me, with me

                      
Why would you speak to me that way
                 
Especially when I always said that I
               
Haven't got the words for you
                
All your diction dripping with disdain

Through the pain
                 
I always tell the truth

                                          
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
                       
I climbed to Dharamsala too

I did

I met the highest lama

His accent sounded fine
         
to me, to me



Check your handbook

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie
                    
Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys


                       
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
                       
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
                       
Why would you lie about anything at all?
                       
First the window, then it's to the wall
                            
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth



Check your passport

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie
                 
Know your butler, unlike other guys
                       
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
                       
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
                       
Why would you lie about anything at all?
                 
First the window, then it's through the wall
                  
Why would you tape my conversations?

Show your paintings

At the United Nations
                            
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth