"Maiden" by Vic Chesnutt, from the album "the salesman and bernadette"
intro =
Dogs are barkin', birds are chirpin'
the only thing better is if I were squirtin'
there's no one here to love on me today
for the maidens on holiday
yeah the maidens on holiday
verse 2= i'm a sorry sorry knight in a horrible castle
hopin' to avoid certain societal hassles
but i know what they say, that i ain't made of clay
for the maidens on holiday, yeah the maidens on holiday
bridge=
I ain't nothin' but chivalrous
ain't never been nothing nasty between us
she knows where she stands
on the heart of a broken man
verse 3= it's gonna be bad no matter what
so i might as well go on ahead and act like a butt
any old way, hey i'm still gonna pay
for the maidens on holiday, yeah the maidens on holiday
there ya go - super fun to sing like vic !!!!!!!!!