Song: Everything I do (I do With William Shatner) Album: Red Alert Intro/Riff1: E-B-D-A--- (x3) Verse 1: Everything I do, I do with William Shatner Loosing all my hair while my belly’s growing fat-ner And when I drink too much, he holds my hair in his hands And while I’m blowing chunks, he treats me like the captain Chorus: Oh-----, when we get together we boldly go---- Talk about our favorite episodes F# (strum once and mute) I don’t want to go to work Just want to hang with Captain Kirk F# E-B-D-A--- E-B-D-A--- And if I had my way I’d make it so Verse 2: Everything I do, I do with William Shatner We drink a couple of brews, go to the Laundromat-ner When our clothes are dry, we fold them up together ‘Cause everything I do, I do with William Shatner ::Repeat Chorus:: ::Solo:: Hey---, spend more time with him than George Takei Say full speed ahead and we’re on our way He is so mysterious His middle name’s Tiberius F# E-B-D-A-- E-B-D-A-- And he’ll make me his cabin boy someday, someday E-B-D-A--- Hey Bill – Let’s go get a tan E-B-D-A--- Hey Bill – And a green woman E-B-D-A--- Hey Bill – We’ll kill some Romulans E-B-D-A-- Hey Bill – I’m your number one fan ‘Cause everything I do, I do with William Shatner We go to the rodeo and put on our cowboy hat-ners When we paint the town, we buy each other dinner We’re fully functional, Just like Brent Spiner (spiner) Everything I do, I do with William Shatner And don’t you wish that you could do it too Enjoy! :)