Warp 11
Sulu
Main Riff/Intro: (Strum the first three chords five times down and the last two
chords four times down.)
E:-------------------------------|
B:-------------------------------|
G:--------------10----------8----|
D:-10-----8-----10-----8----8----|
A:-10-----8-----8------8----6----|
E:-8------6------------6---------|
Verse 1: (Main riff for each line)
They made me drive the damn ship for a five-year tour
I never got a medal and I never got to score
I never saw a piece of the action I got so goddamn bored
I chased the fuckin’ captain with a motherfuckin’ sword
I’m Sulu
Well I don’t like the Klingons, I got no love for Romulans
And everybody thinks of me as their little yellow friend (He’s different!)
Well someday I’ll make captain and everyone will bend
And just like Kirk does a miniskirt I’ll fuck you in the end
I’m Sulu, I’m Sulu, alright!
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Chorus: (Heavy palm mute)
C5---A#5---F5-----
Su---lu
I’ll take this ship and I’ll take its crew
Su---lu
Well don’t sit down cause I ain’t through
Su---lu
Are you ready to warp are you ready to screw?
Su---lu
Cause you’ll be the one that I beam into
Bridge:
Baby I ain’t seen it all but this is what I know
The captains are the lucky ones who get the green skin hos
Just once I’d like to go and write my own episode
Never mind, I’d rather grind on my own fuckin’ show
C5----A#5----
Verse 2: (Main riff for each line)
Well I work for the captain and I work for Mr. Spock
But one day I’ll bend ‘em over and show ‘em how I dock
And if they don’t like it they can just get out and walk
While I go on to man the con and teach Star Fleet how to rock
(repeat Bridge)
(Repeat Chorus)
Outro oriental Riff:
e:-8-8-8-8-6-6-3-3-6~------------------|
B:-8-8-8-8-6-6-3-3-6~------------------|
G:-------------------------------------|
D:----------------------10-10-10-10----|
A:----------------------10-10-10-10----|
E:----------------------8--8--8--8-----|