Achy Breaky Song (parody of "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray) New Lyrics by Al Yankovic You can torture me with Donnie and Marie You can play some Barry Mantiloe Or you can play some shlock like New Kids on the Block Or any Villiage People song you know Or play Vanilla Ice, hey you can play him twice and you can play the BeeGees anyday But Mr. DJ please, I'm begging on my knees I just can't take no more of Billie Ray 1st chorus Don't play that song. That Achy Breaky song The most anoying song I know and if you play that song, that Achy Breaky song I might blow up my radio. Hooooo 2nd verse You can clear the room by playing Debbie Boone Or crank your Abba records until dawn Oh, I could even hear Slim Whitman or Zamfair Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon Or play some Tiffany on 8 track or CD Or scratch your fingernails across the board Or tie me to a chair, and kick me down the stairs Just please don't play that stupid song no more 2nd chorus Don't play that song. That Achy Breaky song You know I hate that song a bunch And if you play that song, that Achy Breaky song It might just make me lose my lunch. Hoooooo 3rd chorus Don't play that song. That Achy Breaky song I think it's driving me insane Oh, please don't play that song, that irritating song I'd rather have a pitchfork through my brain. (repeat 1st Chorus) --------------- Al's Music Chords by Bob Ricci/Bob Ricci and his Stupid band