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Bob Tab

by Weird Al Yankovic


I man am Regal, a German am I

Never odd or even

If I had a hi-fi


Madam, I'm Adam

Too hot to hoot


No lemons, no melon

Too bad I hid a boot


Lisa Bonet ate no basil

Warsaw was raw

                             
Was it a car or a cat I saw?



Rise to vote, sir

Do geese see God?

"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod


Rats live on no evil star


Won't lovers revolt now?

Race fast, safe car


Pa's a sap

Ma is as selfless as I am

                            
May a moody baby doom a yam?



Ah, Satan sees Natasha

No devil lived on

Lonely tylenol

Not a banana baton


No "X" in Nixon

O, stone, be not so


O, Geronimo, no minor ego


"Naomi," I moan

A Toyota's a Toyota

                            
A dog, a panic, in a pagoda



Oh no, Don Ho!

Nurse, I spy gypsies--run!

Senile felines

Now I see bees, I won


UFO tofu

We panic in a pew


Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo


God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!

                                    
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog