Weird Al Yankovic - "Canadian Idiot"
Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day
INTRO: (x4)
VERSE:
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Don't want to be Canadian idiot.
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Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut. A D G D A G
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and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead ? A D G D A G
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I never learned my alphabet from "A" to "Zed". A D G D A G
Chorus:
They all live on donuts and moose meat
and they leave the house without packin' heat
never even bring their guns to the mall
and you know what else is too funny
their stupid monopoly money
can't take 'em seriously at...
Verse 2:
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Well maple syrup and snow's what they export ( )
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they treat curling just like it's real sport ( )
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they think their silly accent is so cute ( )
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can't understand thing they're talking aboot ( )
Chorus:
sure they got their national health care
cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air
then again well they got celine dion
eat their weight in kraft macaroni
and dream of driving a zamboni
all over saskatchewan
BRIDGE:
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Verse: (Chords same as intro)
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius
see the map they're hovering right over us
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tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous
Chorus:
always hear the same kind of story
break their nose and they'll just say sorry
tell me what kind of freaks are that polite
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
so quick before they see it coming
time for a pre-emptive strike
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