Weird Al Yankovic, eBay
Made by zby.cz, paul@zby.cz
Based on: Backstreet Boys, I Want It That Way
EADGBE (Standard tuning) **C-A-P-O--2** All is relative to capo.
000232
022000
x35553 or x32010
G 320003 or 355433 (?)
022100
x02220
x20000
x02210
xx0233
244222
xx0230 or xx2230; could be ?
INTRO: [CAPO 2nd fret for entire song]
I can't sing along picking, so I'm not sure about the tab. Though it
sounds good on its own. :) The chords should be right, the same as in
verses.
[E]---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
[B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|
[G]-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-------0-------0-----------0---0-|
[D]---2-----2---------2-----0-------|---2-----2---------2-----0-------|
[A]-----------------3---------------|-----------------3---------------|
[E]-0---------------------3---------|-0---------------------3---------|
Yeah... A used
[E]---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
[B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|
[G]-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-------0-------0-----------0---0-|
[D]---2-----2---------2-----0-------|---2-----2---------2-----0-------|
[A]-----------------3---------------|-----------------3---------------|
[E]-0---------------------3---------|-0---------------------3---------|
pig bath__robe A rare ... mint snowglobe
[E]---------------------------------|-0------------------2-------3----|
[B]-----0-----1p0-------0-------3---|-0---0-----1p0------3-------3----|
[G]-------0-------0-----------0---0-|-0-----0-------0----2-------4----|
[D]---2-----2---------2-----0-------|-2-2-----2----------0-------5----|
[A]-----------------3---------------|-2--------------------------5----|
[E]-0---------------------3---------|-0--------------------------3----|
A smurf TV Tray I bought on e_____Bay
VERSE 1:
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in- bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
CHORUS:
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
VERSE 2:
I'll buy (buy, buy,)... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
CHORUS:
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf pack)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tags)
From some guy I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
BRIDGE:
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough
CHORUS: (no chords in song!)
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
[E=the highest string]-----0-----3---3/7-----5-----3
I'm highest bidder now
+--------------------------------------->
| From now all chords are one step higher, you can try playing the previous
+-------------------------------->
VERSE 3:
(Yeahhh) Junk keeps arriving in the mail
From that worldwide garage sale
(Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray
Oh yeah ... I bought it on eBay
CHORUS #2:
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr.Dre, Dr. Dre)
Found it on eBay
CHORUS #2:
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away
I'll buy on eBay
OUTRO:
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y