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by Weird Al Yankovic


The Saga Begins
Verse 1

                                                                  
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away, Naboo was under an attack. And I thought
                                                                            
me and Qui Gon Gin, could talk the Federation into maybe cutting them a little slack. But
                                                                            
There response it didn?t thrill us, they looked the doors and tried to kill us. We escaped
                                                                          
from that gas, and met Jar Jar in Bossnass, we took a Bungo from the scene and we went
                                                                  
to Fee to see the Queen, we all wound up on Tatooine, that?s where, we found.. This
               
Boy?

Chorus
                                                                          
Oh my, my this here Anakin guy, maybe Vader Someday later now he?s just a small fry.
                                                                     
He left his home kissed his mommy goodbye singing soon I?m gonna be a Jedi?. Soon
                
I?m gonna be a Jedi?

Verse 2
                                                                
Did you know this Junkyard slave isn?t even old enough too shave, but he can use the
                                                                                           
force they say? ahh do you see him hitting on the queen though he?s just nine and she?s
                                                                      
fourteen, yeah he?s probably gonna marry her someday. Well I know he built C-3PO and
                                                                
I?ve heard how fast his Pod can go, and we were broke it?s true, so we made a wager or
                                                               
two Ooo he was a prepubescent flying ace and the minute Jabba started off that race I
                                                                  
knew who would win first place, oh yes, it was, our boy,       we started singing?..

(Chorus)
Verse 3
                                                                  
Now we finally got to Corasaunt the Jedi Council we knew would want too see how good
                                                                             
the boy could be, so we took him there and we told a tale how his many corians were off
                                                                
the scale and he might for fill that Prophesy, well the council was impressed of course,
                                                                           
could he bring balance too the force, they interviewed the kid, oh training they forbid,
                                                                               
because Yoda sensed in him much fear, and Qui Gon said now listen here, just stick it in
                                               
your pointy ear, I still will teach, this boy.

(Chorus)
Verse 4
                                                            
We caught a ride back too Naboo, cause Queen Amedala wanted to, I frankly would have
                                                                                
liked to stay, we all fought in that epic war, and it wasn?t long at all before little hot shot
                                                                     
flew his plane and saved the day, and in the end some Gun Gens died, some ships blew
                                                                         
up and some pilots fried, a lot of folks were croakin, the battle droids were broken, and
                                                                           
the Jedi I admire most, met up with Darth Maul and now he?s toast, well I?m still here
                                              
and he?s a ghost, I guess, I?ll train, this boy.

(Chorus 2x)