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You Don't Love Me Anymore - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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legends:
p -> pull-off
h -> hammer-on
NOTE: INTRO is arranged a bit to make it easier.
*CAPO ON 1ST FRET
INTRO
1 2
C(hold the B string up to here----------------.
1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * * 1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * *
e|-0-------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|-1-------1---1-------------------|---------1---1-------------------|
G|-0-------0---0-------------------|---------0---0-------0-----------|
D|-2-------3---0-------------------|---------3---0-------2---3---2---|
A|-3-------------------------------|-0---3---------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
use middle finger here---'
in preparation for the
mext chord
3 4
C xx3030 C x33010
1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * * 1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * *
e|-0-------------------------------|-0h1-0---------------------------|
B|-1-------1---1-------------------|---------3---1-----------1-------|
G|-0-------0---0-------------------|-0h1-0---------------0h2---2p0---|
D|-2-------3---0-------------------|---------3---2-----------------3-|
A|-3-------------------------------|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
VERSE I
C open
1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * * 1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * *
e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|-----------------1---------------|---------0-------1-------0-------|
G|---------0---------------0-------|-----0-------0-------0-------0---|
D|-2-----------2-------2-------2---|---------------------------------|
A|-3-------------------------------|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|-0-------------------------------|
we've been together for so very long but
3xx33x D7sus2
1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * * 1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * *
e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|---------3-------1-------3-------|-----------------1---------------|
G|-----3-------3-------3-------3---|---------2---------------2-------|
D|---------------------------------|-0-----------0-------0-------3---|
A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
E|-3-------------------------------|---------------------------------|
now things are changing oh I wonder what's wrong
D7sus2 xx0301 3x0010
1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * * 1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * *
e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|-----------------1---------------|-----------------1---------------|
G|---------2---------------0-------|---------0---------------0-------|
D|-0-----------0-------0-------3---|-----0-------3------0--------3---|
A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|-3-------------------------------|
seems you don't want me around the
D7sus2 3x0010
1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * * 1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * *
e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|-----------------1---------------|-----------------1---------------|
G|---------2---------------0-------|---------0-----------0-----------|
D|-0-----------0-------0-------3---|-----0--------0------2---3---2---|
A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|-3-------------------------------|
passion is gone and the flames died down I guess I
C open
1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * * 1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * *
e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|-----------------1---------------|---------0-------1-------0-------|
G|---------0---------------0-------|-----0-------0-------0-------0---|
D|-2-----------2-------2-------2---|---------------------------------|
A|-3-------------------------------|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|-0-------------------------------|
lost a little bit of self-esteem that
3xx33x D7sus2
1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * * 1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * *
e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|---------3-------1-------3-------|-----------------1---------------|
G|-----3-------3-------3-------3---|---------2---------------2-------|
D|---------------------------------|-0-----------0-------0-------3---|
A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
E|-3-------------------------------|---------------------------------|
time that you made it with the whole hockey team
D7sus2 xx0301 3x0010
1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * * 1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * *
e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|-----------------1---------------|-----------------1---------------|
G|---------2---------------0-------|---------0---------------0-------|
D|-0-----------0-------0-------3---|-----0-------3------0--------3---|
A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|-3-------------------------------|
you used to think I was nice now you
D7sus2 3x0010
1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * * 1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * *
e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|-----------------1---------------|-----------------1---------------|
G|---------2---------------0-------|---------0---------------3-------|
D|-0-----------0-------0-------3---|-----0--------3------0-----------|
A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|-3---------------------------0---|
tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist oh
CHORUS I
A#sus2 x03210
1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * * 1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * *
e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|-----------------1---------------|-----------------1---------------|
G|---------3---------------3-------|---------2---------------2-------|
D|-----3-------3-------3-------3---|-----3-------3-------3-----------|
A|-1-------------------------------|-0---------------------------0---|
E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
why did you disconnect the brakes on my car that
C 3x0010
1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * * 1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * *
e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|-----------------1---------------|-----------------1---------------|
G|---------0---------------0-------|---------0---------------0-------|
D|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-----0-------3-------0-------3---|
A|-3-------------------------------|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|-3-------------------------------|
kind of thing is hard to ignore got a
D7sus2 x03210
1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * * 1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * *
e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|-----------------1---------------|-----------------1---------------|
G|---------2---------------2-------|---------2---------------2-------|
D|-0-----------0-------0-------2---|-----3-------3-------3-------3---|
A|---------------------------------|-0-------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
funny fee- ling you don't love me anymore
ADLIB (same as INTRO)
VERSE II (same as VERSE I)
I knew that we were having problems when
you put those piranhas in my bathtub again
you're still the light of my life
oh darling I'm begging won't you put down that knife
you know I even think it's kinda cute the way
you poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
when you pushed me down the elevator shaft
CHORUS II (same as CHORUS I)
oh, if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra
doing in my underwear drawer
sometimes I get to thinking
you don't love me anymore
VERSE III (same as VERSE I)
you slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
now my scars are all healing but my heart never will
you set my house on fire
you pulled out my chesthairs with an old pair of pliers
oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap
you shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
you drilled a hole in my head
then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
CHORUS III (same as CHORUS I)
oh, you know this really isn't like you at all.
you never acted this way before
honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore
C Am7
1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * * 1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * *
e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|-----------------1---------------|-----------------1---------------|
G|---------0---------------0-------|---------0---------------0-------|
D|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|
A|-3-------------------------------|-0-------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
oh no... no got a
A#sus2 x03211 (1 is barred)
1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * * 1 * * * 2 * * * 3 * * * 4 * * *
e|---------------------------------|-1-------------------------------|
B|-----------------1---------------|-1-------------------------------|
G|---------3---------------3-------|-2-------------------------------|
D|-----3-------3-------3-------3---|-3-------------------------------|
A|-1-------------------------------|-0-------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
funny fee- ling you don't love me anymore
OUTRO (same as INTRO then last chord is C)
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