You Don't Love Me Anymore by Weird Al
We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing,
Oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flames died down
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
I knew that we were having problems when
you put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife You know I,
even think it's kinda cute the way-yea
you poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft
Oh, if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?`
Sometimes I get to thinking You don't love me anymore
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chesthairs with an old pair of pliers
Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap, you shaved off
my eyebrows while I was asleep
Youdrilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all.
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore
Oh no no, got a funny feeling You don't love me anymore
This song is so sweet yet painfull, get it on CD and learn to play it with my chords.
Play it for your friends and have a laugh.
T.M Slam 1997.