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by Queers


 She's A Cretin
by The Queers
from the album Move Back Home

I'm doing this from memory and it should
all be right, but if not now you know why.

Play this riff once with the A and E chords
under it:

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 A
 
 E
 Always thinking she's so fucking cool
 A
 
 E
 With politics that would make Bozo drool
 D
 
 E
 I really want to smash her fucking face
 D
 
 E
 And knock her fat ass into outer space
 D
 
 E
 I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC
 D
 
 E
 I don't worship her so she hates me
 A
 
 E
 She's a cretin can't you see
 A
 
 E
 She's a cretin a sickie
 A
 
 E
 
 D
 
 E
 She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
 A
 
 E
 She's a cretin can't you see
 A
 
 E
 She's a cretin a sickie
 A
 
 E
 
 D
 
 E
 She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
 A
 
 E
 
 D
 
 E
 Ugh!

Then play the riff again once.
 A
 
 E
 Always thinking she's so fucking cool
 A
 
 E
 With politics that would make Bozo drool
 D
 
 E
 I really want to smash her fucking face
 D
 
 E
 And knock her fat ass into outer space
 D
 
 E
 I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC
 D
 
 E
 I don't worship her so she hates me
 A
 
 E
 She's a cretin can't you see
 A
 
 E
 She's a cretin a sickie
 A
 
 E
 
 D
 
 E
 She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
 A
 
 E
 She's a cretin can't you see
 A
 
 E
 She's a cretin a sickie
 A
 
 E
 
 D
 
 E
 She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me

Then play A E D E, 6 times. While doing that sing "cretin, cretin, 
oh, she is a cretin". Then end on A.






-Josh Lanza