This is 100% accurate! Verse 1, Chorus, Verse 2, Chorus, Verse 3, Chorus (x2), To the tune of Jingle bells. Dashing through the snow In my rusty Chevrolet Down the road I go Sliding all the way I need new piston rings I need some new snow tires My car is held together By a piece of chicken wire Chorus Oh, rust and smoke The heater's broke The door just blew away I light a match to see the dash And then I start to pray... The frame is bent The muffler went The radio's okay Oh, what fun it is to drive This rusty Chevrolet Verse 2 I went to IGA To get some Christmas cheer I just patched up my left front tire And it's gettin' hard to steer Skidding down the highway Right past the county cops I have to drag my swampers To get the car to stop Verse 3 Bouncing through the snow drifts In a big, blue cloud of smoke People laugh as I drive by I wonder what's the joke I have to get to Wal-Mart To pick up my layaway 'Cause Santa's comin' soon In his big, old, rusty sleigh