That's Death by Eric Idle There's a place you're always welcome That's as nice as it can be Everyone can get in 'Cause it's absolutely free! That's death No need to take a breath Just lay around all day - With not a single bill to pay - Hooray! That's death No more sicknesses or flu If you've lived beyond your means - You can die beyond them to - Boo hoo! - - Well the greatest and the finest - Have already died - , - Why not simply join them - On the other side? That's death Say farewell to all your bills Rip up all your wills - And pop your final pills - Amen! That's death It's a tete-a-tete with fate If you're not feeling great - - Then it's the best way to lose weight, mate Nothing here to hurt you - - No one's here to nag - Come die with me - If your life's a drag! That's death The wealthy and well-bred All of them are here - - And they're all completely dead That's death No more headaches, no more pain Of the millions who've died - - No one came back to complain! - You can't take it with you - - You can't keep what you've got - - So why not just lay back - And simply rot? - - Just simply rot - - It's so cool it's hot (let ring) That's death! As always, let me know if there's anything to fix, any suggestions, etc.